<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634</id><updated>2012-02-16T01:42:49.006-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What the.....?</title><subtitle type='html'>What pisses me off...and who's being retarded now?</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>59</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-9053758080831090198</id><published>2009-02-06T11:08:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T11:26:39.608-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm wanted?</title><summary type='text'>So I haven't even logged on for a several weeks and when I do I find out that I'm wanted! No Whitney, I'm not on happy pills. I'm still as pissed as ever. Actually I see things daily and think to myself that I need to get that on my blog. I'm racking my brain trying to remember all of the retarded stuff I've seen over the past month or so. Here is one to keep you entertained until I remember the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/9053758080831090198/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=9053758080831090198' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/9053758080831090198'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/9053758080831090198'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/im-wanted.html' title='I&apos;m wanted?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5370617241337055370</id><published>2008-12-15T12:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-15T12:30:09.585-07:00</updated><title type='text'>100% old and retarded...</title><summary type='text'>Old people at Costco. Holy Crap!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5370617241337055370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5370617241337055370' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5370617241337055370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5370617241337055370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/100-old-and-retarded.html' title='100% old and retarded...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4097705314807208267</id><published>2008-12-12T09:03:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-12T09:18:30.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Damn pharmacies and parents who shouldn't be parents...</title><summary type='text'>The other night I took Averi into the WeeCare facility as she was complaining about a sore throat and earache. She had an ear infection and we were given a Rx. I took Averi home and began my journey to get the Rx filled. I ran to Smith's and arrived at 9:55 (5 minutes before closing). As I walked in the direction I noticed the gates shut. They had closed 5 minutes early. I asked them what time </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4097705314807208267/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4097705314807208267' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4097705314807208267'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4097705314807208267'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/damn-pharmacies-and-parents-who.html' title='Damn pharmacies and parents who shouldn&apos;t be parents...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-6306938541259862542</id><published>2008-11-24T10:18:00.007-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-24T11:05:09.964-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Note to self....never foget your camera for the Utah vs. byu game.</title><summary type='text'>Wow..what a Saturday evening.  First Utah was awesome. I was a wreck all week but woke up Saturday morning with a pretty good feeling. I thought it would be closer than it turned out to be but had a good feeling Utah would win going away. There were a few things that confirmed to me that Utah would win. First, Alex Smith was in the house and gave us a "Go Utes!" as he worked his way down the isle</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6306938541259862542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=6306938541259862542' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6306938541259862542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6306938541259862542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/note-to-selfnever-foget-your-camera-for.html' title='Note to self....never foget your camera for the Utah vs. byu game.'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/SSrsxGXig4I/AAAAAAAAALc/UN29x07dTYg/s72-c/questcopy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4834003468639064116</id><published>2008-11-14T11:43:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T11:48:19.949-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Now we have more issues...</title><summary type='text'>I usually averaged one post a week but this week it's just been too easy. Seriously...with this many retarded people out there I could post every hour these days.First you've got the new president, then you've got the gays losing and whining, then you've got the gays mailing crap to the Mormons. Now this:I'm wondering now that they've outlawed gays from adopting in Arkansas, maybe they can just </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4834003468639064116/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4834003468639064116' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4834003468639064116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4834003468639064116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/now-we-have-more-issues.html' title='Now we have more issues...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-8041280799166679499</id><published>2008-11-13T18:26:00.009-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-13T20:19:58.810-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stop whining!</title><summary type='text'>"I hate it when others win. I hate it when I lose. I hate it when people do a good job. In fact, I hate it when they are more effective than me. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! You know what, I'm going to fix this right here and now. This will be the last time the ever try to one-up me! (sniffle, sniffle)."Man up......nooooo.....Quit acting like a little girl...uhh...I mean...don't get your </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8041280799166679499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=8041280799166679499' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8041280799166679499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8041280799166679499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/quit-acting-like-little-girloh-wait.html' title='Stop whining!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-3993907174732370242</id><published>2008-11-12T21:18:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T21:24:41.536-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The end is near...</title><summary type='text'>Amazing the backward way they go about fighting for freedom of expression. "Give us our freedom! (but in the meantime don't you dare speak up with your opinion)."  Huh?And why are they targeting only one organization out of the many who spoke out? I probably have an idea.http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=6238226&amp;page=1</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3993907174732370242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=3993907174732370242' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3993907174732370242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3993907174732370242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/end-is-near.html' title='The end is near...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-8446154305543301537</id><published>2008-11-05T09:33:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-05T10:40:17.384-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Politics and California...</title><summary type='text'>So we have a new president that may have been a terrorist in a past life. I'm okay with it. It is what it is. I have totally accepted it. I'm just not sure that Allie has. I mentioned to Allie that she better go get some cloth to wear over her face. Also get used to staying in the home cooking me dinner while I police the street with my new AK-47. All the while I holler nonsense around the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8446154305543301537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=8446154305543301537' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8446154305543301537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8446154305543301537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/politics-and-california.html' title='Politics and California...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-7514302440061646179</id><published>2008-10-31T13:31:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T14:03:41.143-06:00</updated><title type='text'>What in the name of all that is good and....?</title><summary type='text'>The first 3 seconds that I looked at this I thought it was fake.Then the last 32 years of my life flashed before me; Every zoob encounter I've had. Each trip to Utah County. Each Utah/byu game. Every Bronco Mendenhall interview. And every August when these people come out of their cellars in their mighty glory, sounding their national championship trumpets, only to return a few weeks later after </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7514302440061646179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=7514302440061646179' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7514302440061646179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7514302440061646179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-in-name-of-all-that-is-good-and.html' title='What in the name of all that is good and....?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/SQtdx5YPl_I/AAAAAAAAALE/5KRL87atTWs/s72-c/Coug.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-6482436528335311899</id><published>2008-10-29T09:01:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T09:16:23.292-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Who the hell likes soggy food?</title><summary type='text'>So the other day I was out to dinner with the family and ordered a quesadilla. It sounded good and it was good, after I removed the soggy side of the tortilla! I think they forgot to turn if over and toast the other side! There is nothing that sicks me out more than soggy bread.For example...there is nothing better in this world than a pastrami burger from Crown Burger.  Because there is not a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6482436528335311899/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=6482436528335311899' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6482436528335311899'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6482436528335311899'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/who-hell-likes-soggy-food.html' title='Who the hell likes soggy food?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4183709208950479880</id><published>2008-10-22T10:16:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T10:27:39.019-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Old people suck!</title><summary type='text'>What the hell is up with old people operating vehicles?The other day I was driving south on State Street right in front of the Fashion Place Mall. Next thing I know, out of the corner of my eye I see a mini-van turning left out of the mall, across three lanes of traffic. No, she didn't pull into the left lane, she continued all the way across three lanes of traffic and nearly ran me right through</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4183709208950479880/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4183709208950479880' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4183709208950479880'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4183709208950479880'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/old-people-suck.html' title='Old people suck!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5656262506528971373</id><published>2008-10-16T21:24:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-16T21:29:03.054-06:00</updated><title type='text'>What the hell is up with the Cougs?</title><summary type='text'>Come on...after the past 3 months of talk, talk, talk, talk, talk and more talk I really thought that the Utes were going to be able to play you for the BCS invitation at the end of the year. I mean sure, the Utes need to get there themselves but I could have sworn that the Cougs were already there waiting for us. Man, there goes the epic game to end the year. Thanks a lot!(However, I'm sure </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5656262506528971373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5656262506528971373' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5656262506528971373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5656262506528971373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/what-hell-is-up-with-cougs.html' title='What the hell is up with the Cougs?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-3148530121880988283</id><published>2008-10-14T15:24:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T15:25:30.138-06:00</updated><title type='text'>According to the poll on the right...</title><summary type='text'>The weasel will win and the loser is going to blow something up!We're all screwed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3148530121880988283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=3148530121880988283' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3148530121880988283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3148530121880988283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/according-to-poll-on-right.html' title='According to the poll on the right...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5836127198603714941</id><published>2008-10-14T13:26:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-14T21:41:56.613-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Saving the Planet is a pain in the ass!</title><summary type='text'>What the hell is up with UTA? Has anyone ever had a fluid, easy, relaxing, FAST trip on anything related to the Utah Transit Authority? Let me give you some background...Before Clara was born the new Frontrunner opened. I was a little excited as the Farmington Station is about 2 miles from my home. There is also a Trax station about 1.5 miles away from my work. While I need my car for my job I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5836127198603714941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5836127198603714941' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5836127198603714941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5836127198603714941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/saving-planet-is-pain-in-ass.html' title='Saving the Planet is a pain in the ass!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-20144983340673493</id><published>2008-10-09T11:29:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-09T12:28:18.259-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome (all of you)..</title><summary type='text'>As we all know, Allie always has the best intentions. However due to some miscommunication (give us a break, we haven't even been married for 10 years yet!) I didn't know Allie was sending an email to a lot of people regarding the blog. When I realized she had sent an email I didn't think it was a good idea. You see, there are people who tend not to get my sarcastic nature and sense of humor. So,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/20144983340673493/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=20144983340673493' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/20144983340673493'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/20144983340673493'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/welcome-all-of-you.html' title='Welcome (all of you)..'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-3643902886579051992</id><published>2008-10-08T11:01:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-08T16:01:38.337-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Politicians?</title><summary type='text'>What the hell is up with Obama and McCain? Was the debate last night completely worthless or what? Isn't every single debate worthless? Who do you believe? All they do is call each other liars. It reminds me of a couple of 8 year olds arguing over who said what to whom about the others best friends sister on the playground after lunch.Yeah, Obama gets millions from shady bank deals and looks like</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3643902886579051992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=3643902886579051992' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3643902886579051992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3643902886579051992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/politicians.html' title='Politicians?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5197161338744588950</id><published>2008-10-06T08:28:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-06T08:54:28.746-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Teenagers these days?</title><summary type='text'>What the hell is up with boys wearing girl pants? I know that being gay these days is a cool fad and a nice way to get attention but come on...don't make it so obvious. (However if I wore pants that tight I'd be close to going the other way as well).Do they realize how retarded they look? I mean they already look completely worthless spending their days in the K-Mart parking lot practicing their </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5197161338744588950/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5197161338744588950' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5197161338744588950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5197161338744588950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/teenagers-these-days.html' title='Teenagers these days?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-876584517881455543</id><published>2008-10-03T11:43:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-03T14:38:30.771-06:00</updated><title type='text'>What the....?</title><summary type='text'>My last post 5 minutes ago got me thinking and I have have a list in my head of 20 things I need to post. I've also gotten so excited about getting this stuff off of my chest I had to take a pee...and I came back from the bathroom with 5 new things! I must pace myself....What the hell is up with people giving "the bird"? I tried to think of the last time I gave someone the bird and honestly..I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/876584517881455543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=876584517881455543' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/876584517881455543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/876584517881455543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/what.html' title='What the....?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2638724089759047008</id><published>2008-10-03T11:29:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-07T08:28:25.959-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm now headed in a different direction...</title><summary type='text'>I used to use this blog as a motivation tool. I realized that didn't work about a while back so I'm done. No more motivation for me. I don't need it.So now it's the "What the ....?" blog. Most know I'm kind of an ornery guy. In fact I've mentioned to Allie that when I'm old I'd like to be the guy in the neighborhood that kids are afraid of and won't walk in front of my house. They'll rather cross</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2638724089759047008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2638724089759047008' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2638724089759047008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2638724089759047008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/id-now-headed-in-different-direction.html' title='I&apos;m now headed in a different direction...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4402065388718867872</id><published>2008-06-09T12:40:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-06-09T12:53:57.610-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Clara "The Wrench" Short</title><summary type='text'>I'd include a picture but my work computer is a little sensitive and I'm having no luck.We welcomed Clara to our home on 5/27/08. She is doing well and for more info andpictures please visit Allie's blog (link to the right).The issue is that "The Wrench" was thrown into the Xterra training and over the last two weeks the training has been pretty absent. Throw in the fact that by this time last </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4402065388718867872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4402065388718867872' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4402065388718867872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4402065388718867872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/clara-wrench-short.html' title='Clara &quot;The Wrench&quot; Short'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4858879467030414754</id><published>2008-05-20T19:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-20T19:47:02.575-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I need to get off my ass!</title><summary type='text'>That is all.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4858879467030414754/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4858879467030414754' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4858879467030414754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4858879467030414754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/i-need-to-get-off-my-ass.html' title='I need to get off my ass!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-470292112492049795</id><published>2008-05-05T21:18:00.008-06:00</published><updated>2008-05-05T22:09:42.221-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Mtn. Biking vs. Road Biking</title><summary type='text'>There is a bit of a difference between biking on the rugged mountain and biking on the smooth pavement. There is the fresh air of the mountain vs. the smell of exhaust fumes. The burning of your legs as you reach the peak of a climb vs. the rush of wind in your hair (your hair...not mine). The dodging of pine trees vs the dodging of Davis High School drivers education class.  There are a lot of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/470292112492049795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=470292112492049795' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/470292112492049795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/470292112492049795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/mtn-biking-vs-road-biking.html' title='Mtn. Biking vs. Road Biking'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/SB_O4LlLLgI/AAAAAAAAAGU/919PF53d1s4/s72-c/canyon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5011320369420068204</id><published>2008-03-27T15:31:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T15:39:44.431-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Excited?</title><summary type='text'>On August 19th, 2007, about 10:30am I was busting my ass up a trail after just swimming and biking 12 miles climbing over 2000 feet. I never thought the info posted below would ever be tempting again. But as I sit today I can't wait for August 16th 2008!By the way...I'm still waiting for someone to join me. I'm open to any takers.SWIMThe race begins with a 1500-meter swim (750 for Sport) in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5011320369420068204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5011320369420068204' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5011320369420068204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5011320369420068204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/excited.html' title='Excited?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1811459077967531688</id><published>2008-02-14T14:13:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2008-02-14T14:25:14.113-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Enough already!</title><summary type='text'>Ok...here we go. I've had enought of the sitting around, watching it snow only to wake up the next day and have it snow some more. It's supposed to get to the mid to upper 40's this weekend and here is where it begins. What better way to celebrate Lilia's birthday on August 16, 2008 than getting my ass kicked for 3 hours (hopefully less than 3 hours this year). I can't wait! A few issues may </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1811459077967531688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1811459077967531688' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1811459077967531688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1811459077967531688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/enough-already.html' title='Enough already!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/R7SvD_cMwWI/AAAAAAAAAGM/jE-_brFIMIg/s72-c/logo_america_mtn_champ.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-6370374249622134040</id><published>2008-01-06T21:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-01-06T21:50:06.577-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What's up?</title><summary type='text'> Here is a good picture of Lily and I after our first and only run down the hill on our newly purchased plastic sled. The powder few into her face as I ducked behind her to take cover! She was a little shocked and didn't really know what to think. She spend the next hour just eating snow. Averi ended up taking three runs which is three more than I thought she'd take.Been a little while...not a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6370374249622134040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=6370374249622134040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6370374249622134040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6370374249622134040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2008/01/whats-up.html' title='What&apos;s up?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/R4GumVNsCdI/AAAAAAAAAGE/WJBo53A6T7Y/s72-c/Lily1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-7874067287644275810</id><published>2007-08-29T19:42:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T19:49:09.696-06:00</updated><title type='text'>It's the most wonderful time of the year!</title><summary type='text'>August 30, 2007 - 8:00pm - Utah vs. Oregon St. -It's time for football. Fall has to be the best time of the year. Summer is winding down, the weather gets cooler, baseball is winding towards the fall classic and Utah football is about to begin. Here is hoping for winning games we're supposed to win and competing in games we are not. A warm weather bowl game in January and a great lead into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7874067287644275810/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=7874067287644275810' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7874067287644275810'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7874067287644275810'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/its-most-wonderful-time-of-year.html' title='It&apos;s the most wonderful time of the year!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RtYglaK6UTI/AAAAAAAAAF0/S_Di7Dsz7tM/s72-c/largelUogo.thumb.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5589011260163352193</id><published>2007-08-28T22:07:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T22:22:58.411-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A few more pictures...</title><summary type='text'>The family pre-race. Averi pre-cannon!Swim start...by this point I'm probably wide left. Getting ready for the next couple of hours with my butt on the seat.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5589011260163352193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5589011260163352193' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5589011260163352193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5589011260163352193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/few-more-pictures_28.html' title='A few more pictures...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RtTzEaK6USI/AAAAAAAAAFs/_9K6AF62jwA/s72-c/5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-6867533716141204199</id><published>2007-08-28T21:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T21:57:29.467-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A few more pictures...</title><summary type='text'>Heading out on the bike Done with the bike....heading out on the run.Down the mountian...done! Averi needing to go poop! Family post-race.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6867533716141204199/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=6867533716141204199' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6867533716141204199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6867533716141204199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/few-more-pictures.html' title='A few more pictures...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RtTtpqK6UDI/AAAAAAAAAD0/QlbezmHui_A/s72-c/DSC01610.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1298528638570013071</id><published>2007-08-28T14:02:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T14:15:19.104-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A few pictures...</title><summary type='text'>Here are a couple of the pictures taken by the professionals at the event. Unfortunately I don't know how to make the pictures any bigger so just sit closer to your screen. Also the running picture looks like I finished in 3:77:41 but I assure you the official time was 3 hours. I'll get the camera out and post a couple of the family pictures when I remember to do so. I'll try to get to that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1298528638570013071/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1298528638570013071' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1298528638570013071'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1298528638570013071'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/few-pictures.html' title='A few pictures...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RtR_rKK6T9I/AAAAAAAAADE/RCMh7CVdTEk/s72-c/Bike1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-172171398911454819</id><published>2007-08-19T13:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-19T21:15:46.127-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A good day...</title><summary type='text'>Where to start? I guess Tri's usually started with the swim but I started much earlier than that. Beginning at 11:00pm the night before as for the second night I couldn't sleep. I wanted to sleep, I needed to sleep but it wouldn't come. So finally I guess I dozed off but 5:30 came rather quick. The morning we smoothly as I got up to Snowbasin, set up my run stuff and got to Pineview to get the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/172171398911454819/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=172171398911454819' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/172171398911454819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/172171398911454819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/good-day.html' title='A good day...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2005523595722175210</id><published>2007-08-17T21:28:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-17T21:39:34.818-06:00</updated><title type='text'>3...2...1...</title><summary type='text'>2:48:00So, here goes. It's here with a few surprises. -First the weather sucks! Ogden got blasted with a huge thunder shower while I was trying to get marked and pick up my stuff. I hope the rain didn't continue all the way over the mountain because if it did, the trail will be unbelievably muddy and rough.-Second, NO WETSUITS! That doesn't do me any good as that's the only legal floatation </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2005523595722175210/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2005523595722175210' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2005523595722175210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2005523595722175210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/321.html' title='3...2...1...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5004542657333447490</id><published>2007-08-15T08:37:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-15T08:45:08.318-06:00</updated><title type='text'>2 Days, 23 hours....</title><summary type='text'>It's winding down and only a couple of things going badly.  Last week we dealt with sick kids and I was washing my hands non-stop. Nothing would be worse than coming down with the flu the week before the race. I thought that I was in the clear until Averi woke up last night puking! So I'm praying that I can get through the next 3 days and stay healthy.The other thing is that my back is killing me</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5004542657333447490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5004542657333447490' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5004542657333447490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5004542657333447490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/2-days-23-hours.html' title='2 Days, 23 hours....'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1596723341938185527</id><published>2007-08-13T13:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-13T14:14:30.790-06:00</updated><title type='text'>4 days, 18 hours...</title><summary type='text'>Time is running down and I'm ready....uhh, I think I'm ready...I should be ready...I better be ready...!.This past Friday I swam in Pineview for a bit. Open water swimming sure is different than the local pool. But it felt good and went well. It took a couple of minutes to get used to the water (cold) but after that it was smooth. Luckily on Saturday I'll have a wetsuit which decreases drag and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1596723341938185527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1596723341938185527' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1596723341938185527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1596723341938185527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/4-days-18-hours.html' title='4 days, 18 hours...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RsC24Mv713I/AAAAAAAAAC8/VcMSdQkm-Xk/s72-c/logo_america_mtn_champ.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1273361313605864095</id><published>2007-08-02T22:07:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-08-02T22:32:11.724-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The countdown continues...</title><summary type='text'>I'm not sure who really still visits this blog. Maybe after some of the funny stories have come and gone it's become a little boring. Actually the training has become a little less fun itself. Well...maybe not less fun but just more serious. Unfortunately their haven't been as many incidents as before so there isn't a whole lot to divulge. I haven't seen Matt's biker shorts for months. I can't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1273361313605864095/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1273361313605864095' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1273361313605864095'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1273361313605864095'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/countdown-continues.html' title='The countdown continues...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-7111404257595880128</id><published>2007-07-27T11:44:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-27T12:01:32.009-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Might as well have been raining...</title><summary type='text'>Had a bit of a soggy ride this morning. It must have rained pretty good in Bountiful last nightcause I was soaked. Not from actual rain but from the rain soaked foliage busting me in the chops every few seconds. By the time I reached the summit I was wet, cold and looking for the quickest way down the mountain. So instead of taking the 6.5 trail back down I took the shorter North Canyon side down</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7111404257595880128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=7111404257595880128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7111404257595880128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7111404257595880128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/might-as-well-have-been-raining.html' title='Might as well have been raining...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RqovPcv712I/AAAAAAAAAC0/oXFOz8lasRU/s72-c/rain.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-3081442988073868037</id><published>2007-07-21T21:30:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-21T22:04:50.584-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Heckuva Climb...</title><summary type='text'>Farmington Canyon - not much water in the lake?Just more stupid wetlands to fight over.My first memory of Farmington Canyon was when I was about 12 years old driving to a Father's &amp; Sons outing. I remember thinking that it was quite a steep climb. The other thing I remember was that on the curves we were mere inches from falling off of the edge of the mountain and down hundreds of feet.Next </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3081442988073868037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=3081442988073868037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3081442988073868037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3081442988073868037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/heckuva-climb.html' title='Heckuva Climb...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RqLQB8v711I/AAAAAAAAACs/k_mmXrfbasE/s72-c/DSC01518.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-402187982704903707</id><published>2007-07-17T21:41:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T22:05:43.079-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The best day from hell ever!</title><summary type='text'>So I haven't really been able to come up with many funny stories so I have slacked on the tri updates lately. It's time for me to get back to what this is all about..it's time to report what's going on as we are a short 4 weeks away from what I like to call, the best day from hell ever. Let's just revisit 2005:Friday night visited the hole that is called downtown Ogden to pick up my stuff. They </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/402187982704903707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=402187982704903707' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/402187982704903707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/402187982704903707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/best-day-from-hell-ever.html' title='The best day from hell ever!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2388332436908775502</id><published>2007-07-13T17:26:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-13T17:30:03.722-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Poor Bull!</title><summary type='text'> OUCH! I'll be posting a little more training news soon enough. I know things have gotten a little boring over the past few weeks. I need to get Matt, Eric and/or Ryan out for some exercise and I'm sure I'll have some good stories for you all.   </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2388332436908775502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2388332436908775502' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2388332436908775502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2388332436908775502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/poor-bull.html' title='Poor Bull!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RpgKT8bRgPI/AAAAAAAAACk/OqdAZTbeS_A/s72-c/ap_lenahan_070713_ms.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5435580679285958998</id><published>2007-07-08T19:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T11:13:50.209-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Let's mix things up a little...</title><summary type='text'>Let's talk a little football. Football season is less than two months away and do you know what that means? That means that I have to hear testimony after testimony from Y fans on sports talk radio. I get to hear that 'they' are back. 'They' are again a powerhouse. And finally, I get to hear time after time that they accomplish all of this with 'righteous, fine young men'. In fact Mr. Bronco has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5435580679285958998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5435580679285958998' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5435580679285958998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5435580679285958998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/lets-mix-things-up-little.html' title='Let&apos;s mix things up a little...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RpGL8mfR7NI/AAAAAAAAACM/KoLyY4k2j5I/s72-c/U.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1366055106695755821</id><published>2007-07-05T14:05:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-07-05T14:33:22.788-06:00</updated><title type='text'>A weekend break...or not</title><summary type='text'>I figured that I'd better get my training in early this week as I have a pretty full weekend .First training...then the weekend.Things are going well, I'm really trying to get on my bike as often as possible. This is good and bad. Good because I'll be able to make it up the mountain, good because I won't have to worry about my second experience in an ambulance, good because they may still be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1366055106695755821/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1366055106695755821' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1366055106695755821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1366055106695755821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/07/weekend-break.html' title='A weekend break...or not'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1529323287099983305</id><published>2007-06-26T21:19:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-26T21:40:34.853-06:00</updated><title type='text'>uhhhh...anyone up for a swim?</title><summary type='text'>Uh, yeah...So if anyone knows exactly where this pool is...please keep it to yourself. I'm thinking somewhere just out of sight is a enormous rainbow flag. In fact, I my be forced to take this site down as too many heterosexual people may find this offensive. If I ever found myself in this 'featured pool' I promise you I'd be the fastest swimmer in there!Anyway, I'm glad to say that the swim </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1529323287099983305/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1529323287099983305' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1529323287099983305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1529323287099983305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/uhhhhanyone-up-for-swim.html' title='uhhhh...anyone up for a swim?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RoHXZmfR7MI/AAAAAAAAACE/HC99NoJIKdo/s72-c/speedo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2853975765169786611</id><published>2007-06-20T21:32:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-20T22:00:14.660-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Starting to think I may be retarded....</title><summary type='text'>I always knew that something was different...I mean all you have to do is either take a look at my siblings or read a few of my blogs. However I never thought I had received part of the retarded gene. Luckily I received only a small portion and it only relates to my biking skills. I mean Matt's wearing biking shorts for hell's sake!So I'm still having a hard time staying on my bike. Not going </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2853975765169786611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2853975765169786611' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2853975765169786611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2853975765169786611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/starting-to-think-i-may-be-retarded.html' title='Starting to think I may be retarded....'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RnnyTGHNJAI/AAAAAAAAAB8/9O3Pzsik4bk/s72-c/knee.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2851334317961006650</id><published>2007-06-15T09:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-15T12:48:38.629-06:00</updated><title type='text'>To the top!</title><summary type='text'> After a frustrating work week (day) I decided to hit the trail and let some of the frustration out. It worked. I went up until I couldn't go up anymore. For those of you who can't read a book without pictures, here are some for your enjoyment! (click on the picture for a larger view)Saw this deer, then looked closer and it was foaming at the mouth! Got out of there quick.(Have you seen the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2851334317961006650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2851334317961006650' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2851334317961006650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2851334317961006650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/to-top.html' title='To the top!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RnK7hWHNI_I/AAAAAAAAAB0/-omlDmnqxek/s72-c/DSC01475.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5717309630845258411</id><published>2007-06-13T10:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T10:39:57.721-06:00</updated><title type='text'>a quick update and brief thank you...</title><summary type='text'>Things continue to improve as we get closer to the dreaded day! Sometimes I wonder why in the world I sign up for things. Now that the training log is calling for morning/evening sessions I'm getting a bit more tired but I'm sure feeling a little more in shape. Tuesday called for a Brick workout and it felt good...at the same time I realized I'm not in the shape I'd hoped for. For those wondering</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5717309630845258411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5717309630845258411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5717309630845258411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5717309630845258411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/quick-update-and-brief-thank-you.html' title='a quick update and brief thank you...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-419135372251909291</id><published>2007-06-05T13:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-05T14:13:42.499-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Going well...</title><summary type='text'>Seems like everyone has a blog now days. Well anyone who is anyone at least. Hopefully this blog may help some other people get one so I can have something interesting to read now and then. I mean I think I'm pretty funny but maybe someone else can entertain for a while.So I've changed my blog address so people can actually remember it. Shortdogblog.blogspot.com should do it. If you can't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/419135372251909291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=419135372251909291' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/419135372251909291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/419135372251909291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/going-well.html' title='Going well...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-8439618478723911406</id><published>2007-06-01T11:48:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-01T12:08:07.682-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweatin' to the Oldies....Bike Style!</title><summary type='text'>First of all let me go over this week and then we'll get to the Sweatin to the Oldies reference.This week went pretty well. I've got this stupid throat/nose issue so unfortunately for those of you who live downstream, there will be some serious snot/flem/lung-chunks coming your way due to me having to hock these out during my exercise. I didn't hit the pool this week due to this sickness but ran,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8439618478723911406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=8439618478723911406' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8439618478723911406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8439618478723911406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/06/sweatin-to-oldiesbike-style.html' title='Sweatin&apos; to the Oldies....Bike Style!'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-3235885930915000138</id><published>2007-05-25T09:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-05-25T10:13:16.784-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Good week..</title><summary type='text'>Good week of running/riding this week. I feel like I'm getting in better shape although the endurance still needs to improve. My knee is really starting to feel better. I've noticed that I'm not having as much pain during everyday activities (kneeling, walking, bending etc.).Trying to keep my heart rate within the Zone 1 is tough. If I run it jumps above 150 and as I walk it drops below 130. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3235885930915000138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=3235885930915000138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3235885930915000138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/3235885930915000138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/good-week.html' title='Good week..'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2186788094670435380</id><published>2007-05-20T21:16:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-05-20T21:23:35.444-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing much to say...</title><summary type='text'>I haven't spent a lot of time with Matt so there aren't any funny tales to share. I'll try to get him out so for everyone's future enjoyment.Last week was the first official week of training. It went well though I skipped the swimming portion. Since I know what to expect this time I'm not spending too much energy there. Especially since it now costs me $5 for 20 minutes in the pool. I figure I'll</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2186788094670435380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2186788094670435380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2186788094670435380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2186788094670435380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/nothing-much-to-say.html' title='Nothing much to say...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1227008257678262047</id><published>2007-05-13T13:40:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-05-13T13:56:00.158-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Out of Shape...</title><summary type='text'>Well, it's been a little while. Turns out something has happened with my work computer and it's not posting my blog. I had a funny one that I will try to recount now but I'm sure it won't be as good as the original. I'm getting a new laptop at work next week so hopefully I'll be able to post from there which makes it easier to post regularly.Mtn Biking with Matt = expect the unexpectedMtn Biking </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1227008257678262047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1227008257678262047' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1227008257678262047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1227008257678262047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/tweedle-dee-and-tweedle-out-of-shape.html' title='Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Out of Shape...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-8577174261706454384</id><published>2007-04-26T09:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-26T09:59:58.163-06:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pipeline!! (well, half of it)...</title><summary type='text'>Went yesterday and rode the Pipeline trail which is located up Millcreek Canyon. I told Matt that I'd never been up Millcreek Canyon but he reminded me that we had spent a few days there 22 years ago when we were Cubs &amp; Webloes. Those were the days...spent panning for gold in the river. Thinking back the gold was actually a silver color and looked a lot like a rock soaked in glue and rolled in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8577174261706454384/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=8577174261706454384' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8577174261706454384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/8577174261706454384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/pipeline-well-half-of-it.html' title='The Pipeline!! (well, half of it)...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5766603528959967526</id><published>2007-04-24T10:38:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T10:46:09.406-06:00</updated><title type='text'>At least there was no puke...</title><summary type='text'>A rough weekend followed by a rough night. I started the weekend at 3:45 am Saturday morning in the parking lot of the Davis Applied Technology Center. Turns out that in order to get your child into the Knowlton Elementary preschool program, you have to sacrifice your sleep. Allie got home at 12:00 from the dance competition so I volunteered to sit outside with the moms to try to get the kids in.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5766603528959967526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5766603528959967526' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5766603528959967526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5766603528959967526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/at-least-there-was-no-puke.html' title='At least there was no puke...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5165249723992280426</id><published>2007-04-20T08:49:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T09:00:07.684-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Run Forest, Run...</title><summary type='text'>Good night last night. I stretched out my knee, put a brace on to keep it warm, and went for a run. The only discomfort was the stiffness of the knee but no stabbing pain like before. I think coming to the realization that I'm not 21 anymore may do the trick. It'll just take a little time to get it warm and ready before jumping onto the pavement.One concern is that I still have this stupid limp. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5165249723992280426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5165249723992280426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/run-forest-run.html' title='Run Forest, Run...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-5020905715309315701</id><published>2007-04-19T12:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-19T13:31:54.990-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Swim gets better, weather gets worse...</title><summary type='text'>You all may get an email from now on telling you when there is a new post to the blog. I don't want any of you to miss out on the action. If I'm missing someone or you have other emails you'd like the notice to go to, let me know.The wedding of Eric &amp; Heather took most of Monday and all of Tuesday. Not much training taking place on Tuesday. If for some reason I finish at 2:59:00 I'm blaming them.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5020905715309315701/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=5020905715309315701' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5020905715309315701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/5020905715309315701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/swim-gets-better-weather-gets-worse.html' title='Swim gets better, weather gets worse...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-9052784115613784225</id><published>2007-04-13T14:54:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-13T15:02:54.846-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm 'screwed'...</title><summary type='text'>I show to the doctor this morning and check in. It turns out that they scheduled me for the wrong doctor and my surgeon is three weeks out. Great! So I call Landon  and he say's to come on over to TOSH and he'll have someone look at me.The therapist yanked my knee around and said that it could be a couple of things:- It could be some scar tissue that has built up however it's questionable becuase</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/9052784115613784225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=9052784115613784225' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/9052784115613784225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/9052784115613784225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/im-screwed.html' title='I&apos;m &apos;screwed&apos;...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-4125828893757305564</id><published>2007-04-11T10:55:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-11T10:58:48.134-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe it's the gills?</title><summary type='text'>I jumped into the pool this morning for the first time since last July. It felt great. The new Bountiful Rec complex is nice although it now costs me $5 for 30 minutes in the pool. It may be worth it though because now as I swim I don't get sidetracked. At the old pool mind would wonder to the bottom of the pool where I tried to figure what was growing down there. Every so often you'd pass a old </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4125828893757305564/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=4125828893757305564' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4125828893757305564'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/4125828893757305564'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/maybe-its-gills.html' title='Maybe it&apos;s the gills?'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-7802635292256820410</id><published>2007-04-09T09:13:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-09T09:20:36.077-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Average first week...</title><summary type='text'>The week started off positive but slipped off at the end. The kids have been a little sick so putting them in the stroller behind my bike wasn't an option. The stroller has a flat tire so that wasn't an option any way.I'm waiting for the weather to warm a little bit so that I can get out in the morning. The mornings are a little nippy and I don't want my fingers to freeze or my nose to fall off. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7802635292256820410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=7802635292256820410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7802635292256820410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/7802635292256820410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/average-first-week.html' title='Average first week...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-2309116607037786822</id><published>2007-04-04T08:40:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-06-06T23:19:03.730-06:00</updated><title type='text'>I hadn't planned on that...</title><summary type='text'>Yesterday was the day...the day I began my training towards 2:48. I woke up feeling good, put on my shorts, shirt and running shoes. I had my ipod all set to my running play list and was focused on getting to the mile mark (you've got to start somewhere).I started out the door and on came 'U2, Beautiful Day', things were looking good already. Down the driveway, past the mailbox and onto the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2309116607037786822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=2309116607037786822' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2309116607037786822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/2309116607037786822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/i-hadnt-planned-on-that.html' title='I hadn&apos;t planned on that...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_TJnjMkqXEE4/RmeVQWHNI2I/AAAAAAAAAAs/FtqbvQiSQgU/s72-c/Knee.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-1942854655633085697</id><published>2007-04-03T10:53:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-20T14:34:48.407-06:00</updated><title type='text'>What I expect...</title><summary type='text'>So, the title of my blog is 'Tri II, My Chance to Break 3 Hours'. Because last time I just wanted to finish, this time I need to do everything a little bit quicker. Here goes:Swim: I don't think that I need to go any faster than last time. Last time wore me out. I actually think I need to do this part a little slower. 2 minutes slower in the swim fine if it saves me 15 minutes on the bike. Last </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1942854655633085697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=1942854655633085697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1942854655633085697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/1942854655633085697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/what-i-expect.html' title='What I expect...'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6085878807362577634.post-6604960876027109716</id><published>2007-04-03T09:03:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2007-04-03T09:26:56.279-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Well, here goes.....</title><summary type='text'>So I was reading in the running magazine an article called '101 kicks in the butt' which gave 101 suggestions to get off your butt and start exercising. One of the suggestions was to start a blog, give out the address and have others follow your progress. I suppose the motivation is that if others are checking up on you, it would be bad to not have something for them to read. Also, because I'm </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6604960876027109716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6085878807362577634&amp;postID=6604960876027109716' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6604960876027109716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6085878807362577634/posts/default/6604960876027109716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shortdogblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/well-here-goes.html' title='Well, here goes.....'/><author><name>Shorty</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
