I'm wanted?

So I haven't even logged on for a several weeks and when I do I find out that I'm wanted! No Whitney, I'm not on happy pills. I'm still as pissed as ever. Actually I see things daily and think to myself that I need to get that on my blog. I'm racking my brain trying to remember all of the retarded stuff I've seen over the past month or so. Here is one to keep you entertained until I remember the other 20 or so.

First one that comes to mind...playgrounds at fast food restaurants and the kids who take off their shoes to play in them! Now...keep in mind the my kids love these places but how gross is it to watch some kids take off their shoes to head into the place. Even more retarded is the kids to take off their shoes only to reveal that they aren't wearing socks. How many diseases do you think are spread in those places? So, whenever we give in and head to Carl's Jr. or McDonalds we eat dinner at 4:00. This way the place is bound to be empty and there won't be any other kids there. However, without fail there is always someone walking in right after us with 8 kids under 10 years old, each 40 lbs overweight who all run into the play area, strip down to what seems like only their dirty underwear and spread the sickness all over the place. At which time I yell to the kids "Time to go!"

(by the way, every time this happens some snotty kid tries to tell Averi and Lily that they can't come in with shoes on. I quickly take care of the situation but next time I'm going to drop kick the kid over to Arby's!)


Another one quickly...people who still write checks at the grocery store. Holy Crap! These days there are about 58 other ways to pay and you choose the slowest, most dragged out process there is!

Which leads me to the next one...(they are all coming back baby!). Stupid stores who offer their 'Advantage Club' or 'Preferred Club' or 'Membership Rewards Program' and force people to fill out the 20 page application while everyone else waits in line. I cringe everytime I'm next in line, in a hurry, and I hear the following:

"Are you a rewards Member?"
"No"
"Would you like to hear about it?"
"No"
"It can save you 0.001% on all of your purchases over $1,000,000"
"Wow...tell me about it"
"Blah Blah Blah...fill out this 40 page application...blah blah"
"Sweet..can I borrow a pen?"

Absolutely 101% retarded and I now feel better. Stay tuned. I'm sure they'll all start flooding back to me as quickly as ever!