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Lots of stuff drives me nuts! I think there are a lot of retarded people out there that don't know they're retarded. This blog is dedicated to those people.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Note to self....never foget your camera for the Utah vs. byu game.





Wow..what a Saturday evening. First Utah was awesome. I was a wreck all week but woke up Saturday morning with a pretty good feeling. I thought it would be closer than it turned out to be but had a good feeling Utah would win going away. There were a few things that confirmed to me that Utah would win. First, Alex Smith was in the house and gave us a "Go Utes!" as he worked his way down the isle (needed a camera). Second, the byu 'whities' from Utah county weren't able to celebrate their 'heritage' by performing the Haka dance. Utah (specifically Slyvester Stevenson) made sure to wonder over as they were assuming position and put an end to that nonsense. The ensuing scuffle added to the excitement. Third the first series of the game Utah throws a swing pass to their WR. He puts one move on byu's cornerback and pretty much breaks his ankles. I knew they wouldn't be able to stop us.






Now on a side note I've got to discuss the Utah county invasion on Rice Eccles this year. Holy crap...when did Vanilla Ice have 2000-tuplets? Either that or Utah county has a Compton that non of us know about. I have never seen so many people trying to look the exact same (needed camera especially at this time). From the time we entered the stadium and made our way to our seats my Bro and I couldn't stop pointing people out to each other. So many white, goofy wannabe gangsters that it was comical. I wonder the next day when they go to church if the just wear their tie sideways/crooked or what. Seriously, I considered skipping the game and sitting outside and people watching. I will make this promise right now...I will never forget my camera when attending anything byu related for as long as I live.

It was a great day. Utah goes 12-0 during byu's dream year. byu goes 10-2 during their Quest for Perfection season. Utah goes to its 2nd BCS game before byu sniffs a chance. Max "Heisman Contender" Hall throws 5 interceptions and is responsible for 6 total turnovers. Bronco "Boring as Hell" Mendenhall gets 6 months to think of next years slogan that will ultimately bite them in the ass. Max Hall will have plenty of spare time on January 1st to watch 'The Office'!

Greg Wrubell (the ultimate zoobie homer) points out:

"Bronco is now 1-8 v. ranked teams, and BYU has now lost 20 of its last 21 games to teams that were ranked at either the time of the meeting or at the end of the season in which they met.

After nights like last night, the popular "big picture" question becomes whether BYU can consistently compete with and beat the best teams in the country. It's true that BYU did so in the pre-BCS days of the 80s and early-to-mid 90s, but since 1999, BYU has exactly one such win to show for itself (at TCU in 2006).

Utah meantime, has won 6 of its last 8 versus ranked teams, and is now 6-0 alltime when both the Utes and their opponents are ranked."

All we hear between February and November is talk, talk, talk about their greatness. But as shown above, the stats are pretty telling. Please shut the hell up until after you accomplish something extraordinary. That is all.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Now we have more issues...

I usually averaged one post a week but this week it's just been too easy. Seriously...with this many retarded people out there I could post every hour these days.

First you've got the new president, then you've got the gays losing and whining, then you've got the gays mailing crap to the Mormons. Now this:

I'm wondering now that they've outlawed gays from adopting in Arkansas, maybe they can just move to NE and hang out at the hospital! When will it end people?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/11/14/nebraska.safe.haven/index.html

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Stop whining!

"I hate it when others win. I hate it when I lose. I hate it when people do a good job. In fact, I hate it when they are more effective than me. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! You know what, I'm going to fix this right here and now. This will be the last time the ever try to one-up me! (sniffle, sniffle)."

Man up......nooooo.....Quit acting like a little girl...uhh...I mean...don't get your panites in a bunch....wait....uhhh....forget it!

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_10975443

I thought I'd seen it all! How desperate can you get. This will soooo help their cause. I'm sure they don't know how far they'll get with this. I'd bet there will be an automatic re-vote tomorrow. This time maybe they'll bet shut out completely. What the hell!

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=4787495

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The end is near...

Amazing the backward way they go about fighting for freedom of expression. "Give us our freedom! (but in the meantime don't you dare speak up with your opinion)." Huh?

And why are they targeting only one organization out of the many who spoke out? I probably have an idea.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=6238226&page=1

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Politics and California...

So we have a new president that may have been a terrorist in a past life. I'm okay with it. It is what it is. I have totally accepted it. I'm just not sure that Allie has. I mentioned to Allie that she better go get some cloth to wear over her face. Also get used to staying in the home cooking me dinner while I police the street with my new AK-47. All the while I holler nonsense around the neighborhood at the top of my lungs! However I hope they don't publicize the ballots or I might be on the wrong side of things. By the way...my cool beard is coming along slowly but surely.

So, I recently took a trip to CA with my family (family meaning a female wife and three kids). I know that I saw some retarded people but had no idea that 48% of them were actually retarded as proven by the Prop 8 vote last night. Holy crap what is this coming to? I take a sigh of relief as with 95% reporting it looks like Prop 8 will pass.

Marriage - noun - [mar-ij] - the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.

As I thought about it...here is the problem. They are trying to redefine a word. And not just some word that nobody cares about. The are trying to redefine 'marriage'. This word is a real hot button across this country and that is never going to fly. If those idiots have learned anything from politics it's that if you want something controversial passed, you have to fly under the radar. And as we all know...redefining 'marriage' puts a lot of people into action.

Now I'm not trying to be the "Say no to Prop 8" campaign manager but I'll give them a little hint. Try to redefine some other word that doesn't get so many people riled up. Pick some other word that doesn't get a reaction, push 'marriage' to the side. Try changing definitions to other words...for example:

Wrong - adj- [rawng, rong]
1. not in accordance with what is morally right
2. deviating from truth or fact
3. out of order; awry; amiss
3. Gay marriage

Gross -